Walking the dogs last night with the mrs..
The footstep everyone dreads.. soft and slippy. "I think I've stood in dog shit" I say, utterly appauled. Cue the Mrs revert back to being a child "URRRRRGHH" !! Then bursts into fits of laughter.

"We'd better go over to the light so I can get a better look". So off we trundle to the nearest light, and I use my mrs as a prop while I remove the shit with a stick, then wipe my foot in the long grass. "I'd better check mine too" she said. So I propped her up, and sure enough..she had stepped in some shit too. But what she did next had me in fits of laughter..She wiped her feet in more dog shit..LOL..of all the grass to wipe your feet with, she chose the clump that had even more dog shit in it.

Needless to say, I won't be walking over that field again, and neither will the mrs.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:24, 2 replies)

OMG
I did that on the way to the pub one night.

Stood in some round the corner from the bar, then looked frantically for a bit of kerb to scrape my sole, only to pick the bit with more poo on it.

Dont think I was that popular in the bar that night
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:43, closed)

Oh God I hate that.
What's even worse is when you slip and going flying...

And land arse-first in some more.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:24, closed)