Peanuts
My sister-in-law was driving her boss's Porsche to the airport to pick him up. While waiting in the carpark she opened a pack of peanuts to have a snack but, as sometimes happens, as she opened the pack the nuts came spraying out all over the car.

She rapidly cleaned up all the nuts and salt, just before her boss arrived. 'Everything ok with my car?', he asked. "No problems!" squeaked his secretary, and they set off.

It was a hot day so he put the air blower on full blast, whereupon peanuts came blasting out of the air vents, including one which hit him on the nose.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:53, 5 replies)

Hahahahahahahahaha
Win.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:54, closed)

This is ace.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:31, closed)

this is excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:50, closed)

This could be a very subtle form of chemical warfare...
...if you did it to someone allergic to peanuts.
( .Yeti., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 15:36, closed)

Could be a good practical joke
If you can be bothered to stuff things into airvents in someone else's car.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:25, closed)