Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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ShoppingI carried the shopping in from the car, and put half a dozen carriers on the floor. I emptied them in turn, and finally got to the one with the 6 pint milk carton in. As I lifted the bag up to waist height or so to take the carton out, the milk made a break for freedom and the bag split. Because I was suddenly no longer holding 6 pints of milk, my arm swung upwards with great force and I succeeded in punching myself in the mouth, giving me a fat lip in the process followed by the milk landing on my foot.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:21,
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