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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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I remember way back in the mists of time owning a car that had a nasty plastic gear knob.

I scoured eBay for a flash leather one and waited patiently for the package to arrive.

So, it arrives, and I am sitting in the car with my new leather knob in one hand, phone in the other, calling my mate to ask how the fuck one removes a gear knob from this particular car.

"Just pull it straight up, you know, surprise it!" said Smiffy, my motor-trade friend.

I did, and I promptly punched myself in the forehead with the 5-speed embossed plastic gear knob.

From the foot-well of the car, where my phone had landed, I could here Smiffy pissing himself laughing; as he knew full well what I had done.

Cunt might have warned me.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:05, 1 reply)
Warned you?
You know damn well that if a mate ever phoned you with the same question you'd wait patiently for the tell-tale signs he'd done the same!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:23, closed)

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