A pea but still makes me laugh whenever I think about it
I have a mate (honest) who, despite being in his 40s, loves to scare the bejesus out of people by jumping out of hiding places when they least expect it. His name's Lee.

On one occasion, the rest of the family (wife and two kids) were out, and he heard the car pulling into the drive. Giggling to himself, he decided to hide in a storage cupboard opposite the entrance to the lounge and to see just how badly he could make them shit themselves.

They came in, put the shopping away, wandered round the house etc, while Lee stayed concealed, waiting for the perfect moment once they had all settled down. This they eventually did, after about 20 minutes or so, and they settled down on the sofa to watch a bit of telly.

Lee's plan was to leap out of the cupboard, taking a giant stride or two, leaping into the middle of the lounge while roaring at the top of his voice. Not imaginative, but likely to be effective. Unfortunately, in the 'giant stride' phase of the plan, Lee neglected to factor in his 6 foot 4 inch height. As he embarked upon his leap into the lounge, he smashed his head on the underside of the door frame, knocking himself unconscious before he even had the chance to roar.

Thus his family were confronted with the sight of their husband/father hurtling noiselessly into the middle of the lounge, collapsing as he went, and smashing through the coffee table.

Went well.
(Bappage, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 11:13, 4 replies)

I also dislike door frames. ILT!

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 11:35, closed)

Clicked it last time, clicked it this time.
It's the penultimate sentence that really makes it.
( .Yeti., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 12:23, closed)

clicked it again for a second time.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:09, closed)

Still
I bet they were surprised as fuck.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:54, closed)