Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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1st floor to the lobby?What's wrong with the stairs?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:30,
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You're right, of course, and ordinarily I would...... except IIRC the layout of the place is such that the lift is two steps from breakfast and deposits you right by the door onto the street, whereas the stairs are somewhere hidden about 200 yards away and bring you out Bod knows where. They tried really hard to make everyone take the lift when designing the place. There's a bar on the 21st floor that, unless it's an emergency, is ONLY accessible by lift.
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Some people's commitment to fart bombing a liftleaves much to be desired.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:26,
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