Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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I remember...When I was house hunting with ex-gf in a in Sidcup Kent, the resident allowed his dog to shit on the carpet and had obviously then walked it in like splattered onion bhajis, that and a the second layer of dog hair covering it and the stench of urine.
The smell was barf inducing, the key thing I remember most aside from his massive collection of film cans (Yewtree'esq no doubt) was the statement 'ohh, I had the house rewired a year ago'.
Now to some that would be seen as a plus point, except the cretin had rewired the house on top on the plaster and simply wallpapered over it.
I puked as I walked out on his front step on my exit.
I have no idea how the agent managed to keep his guts when showing people round.
Urgh....
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