Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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Not a smell, but a noiseOff topic but, meh, Im bored and stuck at work til 07:30 tomorow morning.
Few months ago I had to go on a course at a small, local hsopital. Said hospital had an education department which had large, unisex, toilets. I finished my course and popped for a pee in a cubicle before the long drive home. The main door goes and I hear (feminine) footsteps and a door close; then the most almighty pissing sound - like a race horse. I finished, and was in a hurry to vacate before the female fire hydrant came out, so i bolted to the sink, washed my hands and as I was drying, the perpetrator came out; about 10 stone, 5' 2". Couldnt belive such a small person produced so much piss, at such pressure.
Star Wars.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:38, Reply)
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