In my old house , I pulled the flush of my upstairs toilet once and it didn`t flush away as God intended it to - realising a.that I better not do it again b.oh shitsticks , my poo drain is blocked .
My sink , bath and toilet all went into the same downpipe down the side of the house and then into a pipe under the path , down the side of the house to the front of the house . The plan was to fill the bath to its brim , fill the sink to its brim - and then deplug them and flush the toilet all at the same time , creating a head of pressure to push the blockage out . Well , that part was left to the wife anyway , the clean end of this tale .

The front of my drive slanted downwards , so I pulled up the manhole cover to have a look at the other end . The outward bound 5 inch pipe was just seeping water , I shouted up to the wife to release all the plugs and flush to create the pressure to clear the blockage) and watched . Within a few seconds I heard a noise and then started to also cough and spit my guts up with the smell as a 10 foot long ,5 inch thick, shit torpedo came flying out of my drainpipe , splashing up the sides into the street . Luckily I did a very camp jump and scream combo as I jumped out of the torpedo`s splatters way .
The turd torpedo blocked the manhole completely , so I had to hosepipe/stick strategy to break it up , while trying not to be sick from the week old torpedos contents....I found the reason for the blockage , my mrs had been flushing dental floss down the toilet and it snagged toilet paper and that piled up etc etc , I did tell her she`d be sorting out the next one .
(Helikaon, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 9:03, 3 replies)

fascinating

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 9:23, closed)

It's not a sink
It's a basin
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 18:38, closed)

Duck Rule , if it looks like a sink and quacks like a sink , then it`s a sink .
(Helikaon, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:11, closed)