Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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Bank revengeI read this somewhere, years ago, can't now remember where, who or even why. Bank safe-deposit boxes are pretty much a thing of the past, when they were still common the box was inviolate and couldn't be opened by the bank without a court order.
Somebody, after experiencing what they saw as very poor customer service, prepaid for a year's storage of 'certain valuables' as they would be working abroad in a place not known for safety of personal possessions. Loaded their safety box and left the country.
When after several weeks of deteriorating air quality in their vaults, the bank finally got a court order permitting entry to the safe, they found what had actually been deposited was a very large uncooked mackerel wrapped in newspaper.
(, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 19:32, 4 replies)
Yeah. Like this chin-biter has read Steinbeck.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 20:03,
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Salmon is nicewith pickled onions.
(, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 22:34, closed)
Excellent. Good stories should be recycled. Unlike mouldy salmon (thanks)
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