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"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.

(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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I once opened a jar of pickled onions
that had been languishing in a cupboard in my TARDIS for 500 years.

They smelt fine and tasted OK because not only were they pickled, but also they existed in a state of temporal grace within my TARDIS which prevents things from going off.

But don't worry, fans! I have an extremely long and insanely hilarious story about a VERY bad smell which I will post in due course!
(, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 11:40, 1 reply)
Dr Shambolic could probably find a use for those

(, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:32, closed)

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