Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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I once..Did a fart in a revolving door..
as well as rolling over to my (now ex, and this tale is not the reason shes my ex)girlfriends side of the bed, let of a stinker, rolled back to my side, and tucked the duvet down to contain it.
They say your own farts dont smell...this proves that theory wrong, two minutes of this odour, dissolving into the very fabric of our bed had us both up for an hour while we drank some hot chocolate, and allowed a room freshner do its business.
(, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
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