Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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I once had a ten kilo sack of prawn cocktail crisp flavouring burst on my shoulderTwenty five years later I still smell like your mum.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 16:53,
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Pickled onionstaste nice with prawn cocktail flavour crisps.
Or indeed, any flavour of crisps.
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Not unless prawn cocktail crisps smelt of Chanel No. 5 in 1989
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I think you're confusing eau de toilette and toilet.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:56,
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I remember bursting a ten kilo sack of pawn cocktail crisp flavouring on a young man's shoulder.Worst euphemism every.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:10,
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Oh yeah. Flavour me! Flavour me real bad!(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:14,
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