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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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Never add a load of paprika to boiling olive oil.Smell, is well, you try it.
and has the same effect as tear gas on humans, plan not use kitchen for about 4 hours
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:28, 11 replies)
Mixed message here.... Should we never do it, or go and try it?
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:45, closed)
Do you want the B3ta answer?Or the 4chan one?
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:58, closed)
Which answer is more amusing?I'll have that one.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:12, closed)
Neither has been amusing since about 2005.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:35,
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Alright,which one is marginally less boring?
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:28, closed)
The 4 chan versionWill probably result in a restraining order if you have neighbours.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:51, closed)
When I were a student, we once managed to createan interesting effect when frying chillies to go in a chilli con carne in olive oil.
I believe the resulting fumes are pretty much the same chemical makeup as tear gas.
It was about an hour before we could go back in the kitchen.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:27, closed)
WellPaprika does much the same.
Without wasting chillies.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:52, closed)
It's a good pointbut I don't much care for Paprika con carne.
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You should try itFirst you need to bring 125ml of olive oil up to heat.
Then dump about 0.5lbs of paprika in it.
While that is removing the protesters from the Ukraine that were congregating in you kitchen like the UKIP is saying etc...
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 18:42, closed)
this also workswhen frying garlic, ginger, coriander and turmeric powders for a curry
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:25,
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