Bad Smells
"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
ewww, gross
i hate jasper carrott
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:56,
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that's because he's got a face like an overstretched scrotum
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:00,
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Which is ironic, actually,
because I've got a scrotum that looks like Jasper Carrot's face.
No hang on.
Not Jasper Carrot.
Keith Richard's.
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SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:13,
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you should exhibit that
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:15,
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Please don't.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:07,
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I was going to photoshop Keith's face onto a pair of bollocks.
But a Google image search for both 'testicles' and 'scrotum' has put me right off.
Fucks sake.
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SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:23,
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