Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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My brother's carI hate my brother. I haven't seen him now for 16 years.
His pride and joy was his Hyundai Lantra. I used to tip milk over his engine so when he was driving along the stench of burning milk was blown through his air conditioning and stink out his car. For over a year the car went back and forwards to the garage while puzzled mechanics couldn't trace the awful burning smell. Cost him a fortune.
If you really hate someone pour milk over the engine of their car - the stench is truly incredible and clings to you as only burning milk can :)
(, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 1:23, 1 reply)
I did a less bad but similar thing to myselfby driving 25 miles to Bradford with a pint of milk in the boot. The pint of milk started off in a bottle.
I compounded this by not bothering to mop it up as it had dried out a fair bit by the time I got to Bradford. This was further compounded by me still not being arsed to clean it up for a few months.
I eventually had to take the carpet out of the boot and put it in the washing machine, giving me plenty of time hose the boot floor down. Conveniently, Micras had a couple of rubber bungs in the spare wheel well so that the paint would drain out when they were dip-coated; these make the hosing a lot easier.
(, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:57, closed)
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