Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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Broccoli, smells of deathI work for a company that sells cleaning products that are used in places like food packing plants. Therefore I sometimes have to visit these places to help advise what will do the best job, and keep the place clean, sanitary and up to regulations.
One that sticks in my mind was a veg packing plant. Lovely place, scrupulously clean, however, the problem wasn't the factory. It was what it was packing that day. Broccoli.
Now you may think broccoli doesn't smell that bad, and in small portions I'd agree. They didn't have a small portion on site, they had 8 tonnes from a local farm. That's a whole different ballgame. 8 tonnes of broccoli smells like mutant cabbage with a flatulence problem.
Not eaten it since
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 0:25, Reply)
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