Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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One ofthe best stand-up routines I've ever seen was by a guy called Adam Bloom. It goes something like this...
"So, you're going out with a girl, and you really like her, but you're scared that she'll leave you. And she doesn't smoke.
So, when she comes round, when you say hello and kiss her, stick a Nicorette patch on the back of her neck. When you say goodbye and hug her, you take it off.
So if that person ever leaves you they'll get an incredible craving, think it's love and come running back to you..."
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