Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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DarwinI formulated a theory about smoking some time back and came to the conclusion that smoking is a form of natural selection.
You see, smoking kills off the weak. It gives them cancer, heart-disease, asthma, pleurisy and a whole host of other aliments that sends them off to early graves, often before they can reproduce.
But for the people with superior, strong genes, we just shrug off the bad effects of ciggarettes and carry on looking cool and hard as nails.
Of course, there is a similar theory to do with natural selection and smoking and that is that it kills off the stupid in the population - but I don't agree with this one.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:34,
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