Just remembered this one
I'm an occaasional cigar smoker, I love the relaxation that you get from a big chunk of good tobacco that you just don't get from a measly cigarette.

But anyway, picture the scene, I'm 18, sitting in a pub, showing off my manly goatee, toking on a nice fat panatella (the only cigars they had in there), when this girl comes over to me. She's hot, smoking hot, crawl through a river of shit and broken glass naked with your eyes and mouth wide open just to be near her hot, and she's sitting right next to me.
Her steely blue eyes fix straight on mine, she introduces herself, then utters the immortal line, 'Can I show you how to smoke that properly?' and she takes the cigar from me.
I'm speechless as she slowly places it between her gorgeous, full, pouting lips, and sucks lightly on the tip, not taking her eyes off me for a second. She hands the cigar back, smiling suggestively as a thin trickle of smoke danced over her top lip.

Now obviously I wanted her, badly, and that's the end of the smoking part of this story, but I feel the need to go on, there was so much more to this girl.
She wasn't tall, nor did she have the best body in the world, she was just hot, there was just something unmistakably attractive about her. She was blonde, not exactly dressed like a slut, not really my type, yet I knew I wanted her.
During the course of the evening she told me that she was a fashion student, and had actually designed the top she was wearing. It was just a low-cut white top, it didn't look like anything special, until she asked me to press the small gap between the top of her breasts. I duly complied, and to my sheer astonishment a tiny bulb in her top lit up her cleavage. This girl was a genius.

"I'm off my face on E," she said, "Do you fancy a blow job?"

And that dear readers, is how I discovered the true meaning of the term fuckbuddy. She was absolute filth. Oh, and something about smoking too.

So, Faye from the Bears, I salute you.
God bless you, and all those who sail in you.

*takes a minute of silent reflection on past days of glory*
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:30, Reply)