Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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First ciggy, eh?'Twas a sixth form disco in the New Rendsburg club in Lancaster. Lots of frivolities happened that night including one of teachers nearly downing a pint of fresh piss. Crazy guys. Crazy days.
Anyway, I was 17 and this lass from my primary and secondary school offered me a ciggy. Alcohol was no probs by then and I was a master of cider consumption. Cigarettes though had passed me by up 'til this point and I was adamant that I'd never smoke during my lifetime.
Said lass passes me a lit ciggy. Do I let myself look a cock and say "no" in front of a few lasses including the donor who was quite alright? "GIZZ IT HERE!"
I inhaled the smoke of a 'More' (remember them?) and started coughing like an asthmatic pig in front of the corking bevvy of unplucked cherries. I swore, through much gasping for breath, that I'd never forgive her for letting me wheeze on that fecking thing.
I eventually got my own back on her though. I married her 23 years later. That got her told...
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