Also....
I'm not really a druggy person either..... my brain appears to be wired up differently to most. I had what I shall describe as "an experience" with marijuana that is really best forgotten, and vowed never to touch it again.... we ate it though so it doesn't fit the question.

However.

Years later, buoyed up by some vodka and convinced by my mate that my little "turn" had only been a one off, I gave some smashing top grade grass a go, through my mates lovely big bong.

After all, I was a man of the world now wasn't I? Hahaha. Oh yes. I could handle some insignificant puffs on a grass pipe, no sweat. Wait..... there is a little sweat.

And now my mouth has gone dry. I need a drink. I NEED A DRINK! Wait. Someones talking to me...... I better reply...... fuck, I can hear my own voice echoing in my head.....

Yes, I was absolutely stoned out of my tiny mind. The taxi ride into the club we were going to was a nightmare. The whole way there was disjointed.... I couldn't get my bearings at all. My mates were passing round a bottle of booze... I couldn't get the lid off, and this became THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO ME! I HAD to get that lid off or we would all be arrested! Then, somehow, I was in the club. I found the toilet and sat there for what seemed like hours but was in fact about a minute.... back in my seat at the bar, conscience screaming at me that we're all gonna be thrown out at any second, just act normal just act normal, they're all laughing, they know THEY KNOW!

Then suddenly, it was like someone turned the volume up in the club. I could focus on people and was able to hold a conversation again, felt totally normal in the blink of an eye. I started apologising for behaving so badly, but everyone was baffled.... apparently, I had been completely normal the whole time, quietly sipping away at my drink. Bit quiet, that was all anyone noticed.

For 3 days afterwards, I couldn't focus properly or concentrate on anything. Three whole days.

My brain is not wired up the same way as most people's, as I said.

Vodka will do me fine from now on thanks. :)
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:27, 2 replies)

Oh.....
Those plants that go brown and brittle when they die... the ones with the hollow stems?

We used to walk around smoking them like we were the kings of the world when we were about 13.

Twats.

Edit: Shit, I hit the reply button instead of the post your own story button...... ah well. Saves clogging the board with drivel.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:34, closed)

Weed
Weed does some weird things to people.

One time with a group of hippies we all got stoned in a small room and thought it would be funny to pass a jibber jabber around.

Everyone before me shakes the small doll and it makes its trademark sound.

Comes to me.. shakes it.. nothing

Pass it onto the next person it jibbers and jabbers.

Passes it back to me... NOTHING!!

Its a jibber jabber conspiracy!!
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:08, closed)