Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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The problem is that in my jobI have to be very sharp and together.
Instead, I bumble from unlikely incident to unlikely incident, getting more and more unfortunate the harder I try.
How many other people would be discovered by a director while having an animated argument with a Malaysian about a space order while sitting beneath a desk (to drown out background noise)?
Also I have a gift for saying the wrong thing. Then continuing to offend while trying to dig myself out of the shit. My friends refer to this as DP's Shovel.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:36,
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