Your first cigarette
To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Dreams
Due to having a ridiculous life, does it make your dreams proportionally odder to compensate? Honest to god, last night I dreamt I was the director of a remake of 3:10 To Yuma but for some reason I was re-using the original cast. Whilst setting up a tricky shot in an old western style street the assistant director came up to me looking worried. "We've got a problem with Russell Crowe!" He wailed.
"What?" I asked.
"This!" He said, whereupon he put down in front of me a shallow baking tray filled with unset jelly.
Honestly, wtf?
( , Sat 22 Mar 2008, 7:08, Reply)
Due to having a ridiculous life, does it make your dreams proportionally odder to compensate? Honest to god, last night I dreamt I was the director of a remake of 3:10 To Yuma but for some reason I was re-using the original cast. Whilst setting up a tricky shot in an old western style street the assistant director came up to me looking worried. "We've got a problem with Russell Crowe!" He wailed.
"What?" I asked.
"This!" He said, whereupon he put down in front of me a shallow baking tray filled with unset jelly.
Honestly, wtf?
( , Sat 22 Mar 2008, 7:08, Reply)
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