Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Not me...and probably not the first, but....
One of teh funniest fag related happenings I ever witnessed was a young lady so hammered she was trying to light up the filter end and getting thoroughly frustated that it wouldn't work.
One of her mates was trying to point out the mistake and it all descended into a bit of a "That's the wrong end" "How would you know, you don't smoke" "But..." "You don't smoke, I do, I know what I'm doing!!" type argument for about 20 minutes.
Eventually she happened to accidentally put it in her mouth the right way round and lit up, and gave her friend such a 'Told you so' look.
Obvious candidate for length joke really, but naaah. Can't be arsed.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 7:35, Reply)
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