What?
Last week I spent a pleasant evening reclining by the fire with a quart of brandy and the latest Olly Murs Album on the Ipod.

My reverie was broken when I was asked, a little impertinently I felt, by the firemen to ‘get the fuck out of the way, you mad old bastard.’

I've written to That's Life but an apology from the Fire and Rescue Service has not been received.

Decency is dead!
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 6:21, Reply)