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With Tesco taking out full page adverts to say sorry for selling us ponyburgers, now is the time for us all to say Sorry.
Write a letter of apology to someone who deserves it.

props to Monty_Boyce

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:50)
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Mr Winston Axminster was the proprietory of a graphology workshop proudly emblazoned AXMINSTER GRAPHOLOGY, in the centre of rural Flangeminster. One bitter and angry storm later and the sign had been stripped of its G, R and H, leaving the ironic AXMINSTER AP OLOGY, and causing a tepidly satisfied client to broach the doorway and say "Mr Winston Axminster, you're not much of a graphologist if you can't even write your own fucking sign properly, now are you?"
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:46, Reply)
I work for one of the big multinational food companies- think 'craft' but with a K.
We get some right weird shit coming through the office that we're supposed to send out to various focus groups for testing and opinionising (?)

One that springs to mind was like a mini babybel, but wrapped in foil rather than wax, flavoured with herbs and with a hole in the middle.

It was A Polo Cheese.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:27, 1 reply)
Dear Prince Harry
We would like to apologise for making you look like a jackass.

From now on you're a hero.


The Press.


sorry about your mum
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:23, 7 replies)
The company I work for has people stationed at research bases on the northern and southernmost parts of the planet.
They're our polar guys.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:22, 1 reply)
BraynDedd's gangsta mate went into a pub and made a comment which upset some Nancies in the Saloon.
Cunt would have apologised except it's a pub not the fucking mother's union.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:16, 1 reply)
Brayndedd's gangsta mate includes in his posse an Irish chap named after one of the Apostles. Apparently they've been homies forever.
He calls him 'O'Paul, OG'

You're even shitter than Legless
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I asked Brayndedd's gangsta mate what his favourite space programme was
He told me, "Apollo, G"

ffs, did I stoop to this, really?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)
My gangsta mate was telling me about his girlfriend's new job as an exotic dancer.
Or, as he put it, "A pole ho, G."

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)
My American boss was telling me about the time he got frightened in the monkey enclosure at the zoo.
"You should have heard that ape holler. Gee!"
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I once had sex with loads of girls in an orchard.
It was an apple orgy.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I wrote a program for use on Irish smartphones to assist in diagnosing minor illnesses.
I'm calling it the App O'lurgy.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Apparently, Brayndedd's gangsta mate has just had some vaccinations.
When asked, he said 'A polio, G'.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:39, 1 reply)
The same lad later decided he was latino, despite being from Rotherham, and came into the butchers I used to work in looking for some poultry.
When asked what kind he said "A pollo, G."

fuck off
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Some lad who thought he was a homeboy came into the shop I used to work in looking for a shirt.
When I asked him what kind he said "A polo, G."

shut up
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:35, 1 reply)
A mate of mate of mine works in the study of primates.
Sadly, his nan can never remember what he does so when she's asked at bingo what he does all she can offer is a rather garbled 'apeology'.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:17, 12 replies)
So, then ...
Which one of you ornery critters shot mah paw?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
can I have
a packet of dry roasted peanuts please? actually make that salted.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:23, 3 replies)
This pub's shit.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:07, 9 replies)
Dear Niece
I am so sorry that all those years ago I encouraged you to write to The BBC so you could appear on "Jim'll Fix It".
Dear BBC,
Under the circumstances, thank you so much for NOT replying to her.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 7:43, 2 replies)
Last week I spent a pleasant evening reclining by the fire with a quart of brandy and the latest Olly Murs Album on the Ipod.

My reverie was broken when I was asked, a little impertinently I felt, by the firemen to ‘get the fuck out of the way, you mad old bastard.’

I've written to That's Life but an apology from the Fire and Rescue Service has not been received.

Decency is dead!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 6:21, Reply)
I'm sorry for killing all those Jews and that one clown.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 5:57, 5 replies)
60's/ 70's Nasa space program was a sorry time
They had to train to withstand the Apollo Gs
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:35, 3 replies)
Imagine, if you will, a website.
It started with some people doing some funny pictures and animations. And then some people started writing funny things too. And some folk had a chat. And later on the website wasn't as busy as it used to be, because it's a website, and these things happen. Imagine complaining about that. Imagine being that sort of a cunt.

Anyway, recently my local pub started serving decent food, and now they're a bit busier. I'm glad of that, because the owner is a decent bloke.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:05, 6 replies)
I headed down to the pub to listen to some windbags waffle out a few stories last night.
Instead almost everyone turned up. It turned into a real soiree.

And then a shitfight.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:57, 11 replies)
I cut down a large old fruit tree in our garden last year
the wood, once dried and seasoned was a bit rough and ready, not entirely knot free either, but after suitable planing and moulding made a lovely set of skirting boards.
Sadly, they don't really suit my decor - anyone know who I could offer my humble apple ogees to?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:52, 1 reply)
Nestles make the verrrry best

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:02, Reply)
I had a few boxes of Granny Smiths.
I know - not particularly posh, but nevertheless very fruity, and prone to having sex in their crates when no-one was looking.
I'm not saying sorry for anything
except my humble apple orgies.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:19, 8 replies)

Why with a back catalogue of memorable hits and melodic soulful songs did Chris play an hour of samey blues slide guitar. It became a monotonous dirge. It was terrible. Even the set was the same as two years ago using the same slideshow and stage props.
I know he fell out with his record company and wanted to record and play different material but he’s got to remember his fans who bought the earlier music WHICH THEY EXPECT TO BE PLAYED AT A CONCERT. Chris if you’ve lost interest then just pack in. If not remember the public who bought your records and put you where you are.
I will not be going again.


Saw Rea.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)
If Ken Oath doesn't apologise for that last thread then I'm leaving forever.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:58, 3 replies)
As a lumberjack, occassionally I get so excited cutting down trees, I urinate.
In the industry it's known as having a "saw wee".
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

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