Dear Niece
I am so sorry that all those years ago I encouraged you to write to The BBC so you could appear on "Jim'll Fix It".
Dear BBC,
Under the circumstances, thank you so much for NOT replying to her.
(Mackeson_drinker, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 7:43, 2 replies)

You must have a well ugly niece. Saville nonced EVERYTHING.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 7:52, closed)

I heard she had a face like a kicked fridge door.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:06, closed)

Also: I've just noticed the delightful typo of 'Jim Ill Fix It'
I KNEW with all that bling he had to have had hiphop chops.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:46, closed)

Muthafuckin J-Dog gots ta gets the girlies.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:49, closed)

OK pedant
I have corrected it
(Mackeson_drinker, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:11, closed)