Letters
Mr Winston Axminster was the proprietory of a graphology workshop proudly emblazoned AXMINSTER GRAPHOLOGY, in the centre of rural Flangeminster. One bitter and angry storm later and the sign had been stripped of its G, R and H, leaving the ironic AXMINSTER AP OLOGY, and causing a tepidly satisfied client to broach the doorway and say "Mr Winston Axminster, you're not much of a graphologist if you can't even write your own fucking sign properly, now are you?"
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