What?
This morning I apprehended a miscreant stealing my milk! His protestation that he was delivering the bottles drew the shortest of shrift from myself and I had to torch his milk float to foil his escape.

It seems we're living under the 'Comité de salut public' as the Blue Meanies are insisting I offer the plunderer an apology to avoid being pinched.

Ernest Brown has much to answer for.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:47, Reply)