The Soundtrack of your Life
Che Grimsdale writes: Now that Simon Cowell's stolen Everybody Hurts, tell us about songs that mean something to you - good, bad, funny or tragic, appropriate or totally inappropriate songs that were playing at key times.
( , Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:30)
Che Grimsdale writes: Now that Simon Cowell's stolen Everybody Hurts, tell us about songs that mean something to you - good, bad, funny or tragic, appropriate or totally inappropriate songs that were playing at key times.
( , Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:30)
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One from my Uncle...
My uncle used to be a Policeman. One of his duties was to go to mortuary with any bodies that were taken in due to suspicious circumstances.
Now, it was about a fortnight before Christmas, and he's just arrived at the hospital mortuary with a body that had been found. The window is slightly open to let a little bit of air flow freely around the building, and the doctor doing the PM is measuring the body up.
Just as the doctors hand reaches the inside of the unfortunates groin, the Salvation Army band, who were playing outside the building, piped up with 'Stand Up Stand Up For Jesus'.
My uncle says that he can't keep a straight face when he hears this, and its nearly 30 years since it happened.
( , Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:55, Reply)
My uncle used to be a Policeman. One of his duties was to go to mortuary with any bodies that were taken in due to suspicious circumstances.
Now, it was about a fortnight before Christmas, and he's just arrived at the hospital mortuary with a body that had been found. The window is slightly open to let a little bit of air flow freely around the building, and the doctor doing the PM is measuring the body up.
Just as the doctors hand reaches the inside of the unfortunates groin, the Salvation Army band, who were playing outside the building, piped up with 'Stand Up Stand Up For Jesus'.
My uncle says that he can't keep a straight face when he hears this, and its nearly 30 years since it happened.
( , Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:55, Reply)
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