The Soundtrack of your LifeChe Grimsdale writes: Now that Simon Cowell's stolen Everybody Hurts, tell us about songs that mean something to you - good, bad, funny or tragic, appropriate or totally inappropriate songs that were playing at key times.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:30)
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I know this is too latebut, one day many years ago, I had persuaded my then girl friend out of her clothes and into bed.
The radio was playing in the back ground and I was going about encouraging the rather uninterested fem-fatale into a bit of horizontal rhumba.
Just as she started to get warmed when up a mind shattering fart broke out of my arse with a sound that shook the windows and a smell that almost made them melt.
She jumpped up called me a disgusting pig, dressed and left me with a lance you could have cracked ball bearings with.
From the radio I noticed they had just started to play the song, "People Are Still Having Sex"
"No there fucking not" I said out loud to the empty room.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:47, 1 reply)
Shame she didn't stayas sex farts're the funniest!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:49, closed)
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