Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Gone offI met her on holiday in Spain and initially she was great. Lovely blond hair, barrel of laughs, and very, very acquiescent.
I wanted to keep her good for as long as possible, but now unfortunately she's in an advanced state of decomposition and I can't use her any more.
Totally spoiled.
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rofl harris, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:01,
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You seeI shied away from a maddie joke this week, because it was just too obvious. It's about picking your time.
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It's not a maddie joke thoughBecause otherwise he'd have gone to Portugal.
*hides*
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:19,
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damnComic timing: Failed
Factual accuracy: Failed
I'll have to stick to shit puns :-(
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rofl harris, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:56,
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