And I have to work with her
I work with quite possibly the most spoilt brat in all of eternity. To protect the subject in question (and myself for that matter) I will refer to the individual simply as B.

Now B is in her 40's. Or so people say. She looks like a 50-year old teabag. From what I can recall, her current employment is her only genuine employment (as in one she is paid for) and she has had to work in the same place as me for about a year now. So you can imagine how my day is. If not, just think about how middle aged people would react if they had to be told what to do by someone half their age.

B only works because she has to pay for the luxury motor Mr B bought for her (so she says) and to "get away from the kids." Unfortunately we all know its cos she is so far up shit creek no paddle could save her. She spends £5000 a year on a single holiday. She buys her kids ridiculous gifts for their birthdays (£1500 trips to london to shop etc) and she shops at M&S almost religiously.

The only problem now is, she's indebted so much to the plastic man that everytime she makes a payment on one of her many credit cards she has to cross her fingers. Even £2 on a sandwich brings on this butt-clenching, intensity akin to watching Jonny Wilkinson taking a World Cup winning penalty. But still the cash flowing continues. I think she booked another holiday for christmas, but only for 2 weeks cos 3 is just too much.

So I guess she's already got her comeuppance. Or maybe it'll happen when Mr Repo turns up to take away all her possessions. Either way, she's steaming towards a breakdown in a car with no brakes, and I wont shed a tear when it happens. Mostly cos she's a complete cow to me at work. Though that could be slightly selfish.

Ehh, who cares.

/troll
(guyie failed to be witty on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:16, 4 replies)

*Click*
Think the spending party's over for an awful lot of these sort of people and I can't say I'm going to feel too sorry for them.
(Oil Slick, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:33, closed)

*sighs*
No, it's not. They'll just breezily declare bankrupcy, get everything wiped clean, then repeat it all in five year's time. It's these people that have helped cause the current economic crisis the world's in and it's you and I who are going to be paying for them.
(Musuko, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:17, closed)

Not as soon as my visa comes
through and I fuck off to Africa to work tax free I'm not!
Edit: Although you're absolutely right. Bring back debtors prisons and The Workhouse.
(Oil Slick, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:54, closed)

The problem is she won't ever stop
She came in to work today and said she put down a deposit for her and one of her kids to go see some wanky boy band on a worldwide tour somewhere, and consequently she needed overtime from now until the end of time no doubt to pay for it. Happily however my boss cannily told her to "stick her head up her arse."
(guyie failed to be witty on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:31, closed)