useless bitch
she has been moved from more roles in the company than I care to mention purely on the grounds no one want’s to work with her

she has a phoney American accent (she is not from the states and has spent very little time there)

she has adopted some other charming American affectations –EVERYBODY has to listen to her voice, particularly her client calls (unless of course she has fucked up again, then it happens behind closed doors)

she thinks our office manager (a charming delightful girl) is in fact her PA/dogsbody/runner/waitress

if out of her depth (and shes sooo out of her depth she’s actually in someone elses depth) she rolls her eyes does this world weary routine like she’s seen it all before and spouts some very loud patronizing bullshit

we have a lot of non European staff – she speaks loudly and slowly to them like retarded children

she constantly moans about her workload yet is singled out by clients as having contributed very little

we have a long list of clients who refuse to work with her

we have a long list of staff who refuse to work with her

she need’s lots of time to be ‘centred’ and ‘balanced’ (bunking off basically)

she thinks she is funny, sophisticated and witty. She has a painful lack of humour in reality, is very uncultured and to be honest dull.

Funny thing is though the owner of the company thinks she’s fucking great.

Oddly they never sit together at functions, though and always leave half an hour apart.
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:07, 2 replies)

christ
we must work for the same company

i'd like to stab that bitch in the face till my arm hurt
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:22, closed)

Hmmmm
Have you considered the possibility they may be fucking....

*clicky*
(yes... I know)
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:07, closed)