For a short time I did some paid work whilst at colege as a learning support chappy,
I did alsorts of everything from maintenance to cleaning, but occasionally did actually do some proper teaching.

There was a girl in one class who had blossomed a little excessively in the breast department and would have been a very attractive lass had she not decided she was Britney, and came dressed as such and adopted an appropriate prima donna attitude to go with the image.

Rather than knuckle down and do her work I noticed she had an alternative way of getting thru which basically involved acting dumb, talking like she was fecking 5, and pushing her breasts into the tutors, and annoyingly this seemed to work.

SO one day when she was doing her thing with me and I wasn't impressed, I told her I would show her again how to do it, but A: She should have been listening the first time and B: She would STILL be doing it herself, I would merely explain how (rather than do it for her as most of the others did).

Cue the worlds fastest personality change ever, a huge strop, many accusations and name calling, everything bar the full on floor slap basically, but the bitch did her own work that day.

Also I was happy to note after viewing that, one of the other tutors (out of 3) started doing the same, so at least she had to do some of her work to achieve her grade.
( ..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:28, Reply)