Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Go and tell the ministerthat his wife is a boozing, druggy slag-wagon
then tip off the cops
End of problem for you.
this will be particularly easy if he is Catholic and you can confess it to him. That way you don't even need to look at his face.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54,
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Dude, Catholic priests cant marry.that's why they rape little boys.
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oh yeahdamn you Baz and your knowledge
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56,
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baz knows fuck allBefore the light was shown to me, I was raised in Ireland a Catholic.
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There are a few married Catholic priestsUsually C of E vicars who have converted and been allowed to leep their family.
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YupNuns can do that too.
One my favourite Simpsons lines, Catholic Priest to Rev Lovejoy: "Go and have sex with your wife!"
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