Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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A mate once porked a Turkish lassHe was as chuffed as a dog with 2 cocks when he told us.
We took the piss out of him relentlessly about it.
"Was she quite hirsute?" I enquired.
"No she wasn't you cheeky bastard, she was top notch."
"What was her name then?"
"Doygoo" he replied.
"You what? Coypu did you say?"
Of course a Coypu is a large type of the beaver. He gave up trying to defend himself after that.
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