Spoilt Brats
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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How to upset a religious school..
Simply write:
"I dreamt that I was naked on a desert island, and I heard a great wind approaching so I covered myself.
But the wind was actually God, and he said "Why do you cover yourself? I made Adam and Eve naked, is that not good enough for you too?"
Then I woke up"
Should stimulate interesting conversation.
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:23, Reply)
Simply write:
"I dreamt that I was naked on a desert island, and I heard a great wind approaching so I covered myself.
But the wind was actually God, and he said "Why do you cover yourself? I made Adam and Eve naked, is that not good enough for you too?"
Then I woke up"
Should stimulate interesting conversation.
( , Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:23, Reply)
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