Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Why oh why ...do we still have a royal family?
Cromwell chopped the head of that useless prat Charles I and installed a little known military dictatorship in the mid-1600s. But instead of preceeding our Gallic cousins into the brave new world of democracy 400 fucking years ago, what did we do when Cromwell died?
Installed the equally useless but more comfy fit glove puppet Charles II on the throne.
Do they teach that at Skank Comprehensives up and down the country? No. I wonder why.
And why the shivering fuck did 'Er Bloody Majestic Arse name her firstborn son and heir Charles? Third time lucky perhaps?
I'm with the Russians. Round em up, shoot em all, bury em, dig em up 100 years later and say 'oops'.
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