Spoilt Brats
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Royal Cash
Want to know where 'the crown' gets most of its ready-cash from? EEC subsidies, that's where.
Farming subsidies flow into most European countries in one form or another to support farming communities and ensure their survival. These subsidies are paid to the 'land-owners'.
Who 'owns' most of the arable land in the UK? Ah yes, that'd be the crown then....!
And we wonder why we go through periods where farmers (whilst trying to meet EEC targets for which they are supposed to be subsidised) occasionally shoot themselves in despair.
It's because Queenie there has kept the cash they're meant to receive so she can hold another state banquet.
On the other hand, if I had access to a helicopter I'd *love* to see the missus' face when I turned up in it!
Ah yes, if I had a big chopper the things I could do....
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, Reply)
Want to know where 'the crown' gets most of its ready-cash from? EEC subsidies, that's where.
Farming subsidies flow into most European countries in one form or another to support farming communities and ensure their survival. These subsidies are paid to the 'land-owners'.
Who 'owns' most of the arable land in the UK? Ah yes, that'd be the crown then....!
And we wonder why we go through periods where farmers (whilst trying to meet EEC targets for which they are supposed to be subsidised) occasionally shoot themselves in despair.
It's because Queenie there has kept the cash they're meant to receive so she can hold another state banquet.
On the other hand, if I had access to a helicopter I'd *love* to see the missus' face when I turned up in it!
Ah yes, if I had a big chopper the things I could do....
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, Reply)
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