I win!
First thing I've ever won.

This, sadly, is the closest I have ever come to a sporting achievement.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:43, 5 replies)

cunt

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:43, closed)

Worst thing is, this was my suggestion and that reply is the closest I have to a story this week.
I was that thing that's even sadder than the fat kid who knows he is no good at sports but tries and fails with great glory and an anecdote or two for the future. I was just perfectly mediocre at everything.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:46, closed)

Don't mock.
Vagabond was that fat kid.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:50, closed)

was ate
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:01, closed)

But your F5-pressing finger is the envy of all.

(gordonjcp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:58, closed)