Walking around the students' union in freshers week, a few years back
My new housemate Gus and I were eating free domino's pizza, picking up free spatulas and generally ignoring the piles of leaflets when we reached the Athletic Union's stands. He made a beeline for the cricket stand and started putting his name down on the sheet while the bored 2nd year behind the desk engaged him in conversation.

"What level have you played at before? School? Club? … County?", he asked. Gus replied "International" while filling in his mobile number. Before the spod could get too excited he added "… for Luxembourg" and walked off with his free fun-size Mars bar. He didn't make the Bristol University team.
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I am the undefeated single wicket champion of Alderney.
I won it in 1979 and haven't been back since. Winnings? 200 fags and a Steve Miller Band belt buckle.
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