meh, crashing into snowboarders?
Apply the following scale to gays-on-trays related incidents:

-If you ski close enough to the baggy-panted tool (sitting mid-slope for no reason, natch) to make them yelp, score 1 point

- snow shower? 2 points

- If they jump back up, score 5 points

- If they are idiotic enough to chase you in the frankly mental belief that a boarder could ever catch even a paraplegic skier on piste, 10 points.

- If you cut them up closely enough to draw blood with an edge, 50 points

- And finally, if you can convince a chairlift full of French teenage boarders that "paedo" is a new term of appreciation for freestyle tricks, the new "gnarly" if you will ... 100 of her majesty's finest points.

Ah, don't judge me. I'm only jealous because boards are 476% easier to land switch than skis.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)