School Sports DayAt some point in the distant past, someone at my school had built a large concrete tank behind the sheds and called it a swimming pool. Proud of this, they had a "Swimming Sports Day" in which everyone had to participate, even those who couldn't swim (they got to walk across the shallow end of the tank).
This would probably have been OK if the pool hadn't turned a deep opaque green the night before due to lack of maintainance. Even the school sports stars didn't want to go near the gloopy mess in the pool. We were practically pushed in. I'm sure some of the younger kids never surfaced again and the non-swimmers looked petrified.
Tell us your sports day horrors.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:13)
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Rasslin'Our freaky mental PE teacher became obsessed with buff men in speedos covered in oil. His obsession was so great he forced the boys to try out for a new school sports team, the school folkstyle wrestling team!!!
All went well. Being 14, 6ft tall and quite hefty I actually got into the team (only time i ever excelled at a sport).
Jump to big inter-school tourny. I am down on the ground as my mum, dad, all my mates and my g/f of the time are watching helplessly as a large, lardy ginger sweaty lad has his arms around me...
...with his sweaty crotch in my face...
Twat must have been enjoying the game as seconds later his fully erect cock was prodding me in the nose.
I decided wrestling really wasn't for me.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 10:12, Reply)
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