School Sports DayAt some point in the distant past, someone at my school had built a large concrete tank behind the sheds and called it a swimming pool. Proud of this, they had a "Swimming Sports Day" in which everyone had to participate, even those who couldn't swim (they got to walk across the shallow end of the tank).
This would probably have been OK if the pool hadn't turned a deep opaque green the night before due to lack of maintainance. Even the school sports stars didn't want to go near the gloopy mess in the pool. We were practically pushed in. I'm sure some of the younger kids never surfaced again and the non-swimmers looked petrified.
Tell us your sports day horrors.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:13)
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Underpant-a-accidentPrior to paedophiles and gays, we used to get changed in one room, with about 30 boys.
On the day of sports day, I pulled my trousers to change into my shorts and caught my underpants, pulling them right down to my ankles. It was only when I felt a perculiar breeze across my 'man'hood and everyone pointing and laughing at my direction, I had realised I had just given EVERY body in my class a free 5 second display of my pre-pubescant cock and balls.
Fucking great.
(, Mon 3 Apr 2006, 18:38, Reply)
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