School Sports DayAt some point in the distant past, someone at my school had built a large concrete tank behind the sheds and called it a swimming pool. Proud of this, they had a "Swimming Sports Day" in which everyone had to participate, even those who couldn't swim (they got to walk across the shallow end of the tank).
This would probably have been OK if the pool hadn't turned a deep opaque green the night before due to lack of maintainance. Even the school sports stars didn't want to go near the gloopy mess in the pool. We were practically pushed in. I'm sure some of the younger kids never surfaced again and the non-swimmers looked petrified.
Tell us your sports day horrors.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:13)
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In High SchoolIn my old school, i broke the long jump, triple jump and 200m school records. One had stood for over 30 years. Still feel proud to this day.
Oh and at the end of year awards ceremony I had my hand up my birds skirt and she was playing with my meat when they unexpectadly called my name out to be given a very special award because of my triumphs. Everyones heads turned around to look at me. Im sure i mentioned in another post my birds dad was head of tech there and a fucking psychotic bastard, I had to take my hand from down her skirt and walk from nearly the back of the hall with a stonker on. I think i managed to tuck it under my belt as i got up thank god.
(, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 6:27, Reply)
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