My mental ex
I suspect /\ this may be a common title this week.

I grew up in the countryside and became a cliché at the age of 13 when I lost my virginity to a farm-hand in a barn (the shame). He was 18 and treated me like a Goddess, I loved him with my entire being. He taught me A LOT about sex which I appreciated greatly at the time.

THEN, He started to creep me out, little things at first – wanting me to shave my numpty (this was 15 years ago when that was quite unusual, and anyway I was 13, hardly Chewbacca) – telling me I couldn’t wear skirts unless I was at home with him – punching a hole through his bedroom door the day I wore mascara, punching a hole in every condom we used so I would get pregnant (from the age of 13) you know, little things.

After 4 years of this shit I got the fuck out of there. Found out I was pregnant (Doh!)

Then came the stalking…

He put 3 of those valentines ‘ads’ in the local paper “Cakes, you can’t escape, love always finds a way” “To Cakes, Coming ready or noooooot x” “Cakes – One way or another I’m gonna find ya, I’m gonnna getcha getcha getcha getcha”

He sent me a valentine card, with some dead flowers, that said “Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’ve got a gun and I’m going to shoot you” - which was sweet.

At this point my father called the police. The local rag was horrified at the idea of giving out the name of one of its anonymous ‘lovenote’ contributors; the police actually had to get a fucking warrant. aaaaaarrrrgggggg

He turned up on my doorstep with a knife said he was going to stab me in the stomach (pregnant remember) and watch me die.

He wrote me a letter describing how he was going to come into my A level exam hall (by this point I was 8 1/2 months pregnant) and shoot everyone there, then me, in the belly and watch me die.

He was sectioned (shocka) and somehow convinced his fucking moron of a nurse to call me at 10pm and ask me to come in and see him, it was his baby after all. I told her to call the police and ask them what he though of his baby. Stupid bitch.

*And breathe*

Anyway, he then took me to court for access (fair enough, if supervised, he was *technically* her father) Showed up to one meeting, rang my home phone a lot and hung up for a couple of months (didn’t know about 1471 - stupid fuckweasle) then we never saw him again.

**HAPPY DANCE**
( XCDinglyGoodCakes looks like we've got ourselves a reader, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:45, 4 replies)

Obviously, totally uncool what the guy did,
and well glad all is as well as can be
now...but...your numpty!? I giggled :)

/bringing down tone
(bacontrout got ska, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 19:30, closed)

Yeah
was trying to lighten the tone a bit :D
( XCDinglyGoodCakes looks like we've got ourselves a reader, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:51, closed)

just a thought
umm im sorry to be such a serious .... type of person but didnt you or your father ever twig to the idea this guy is PAEODOPHILE!!! You should have made sure he went to jail, consensual or not, having his baby or not. 18 years old and intereseted in a 13 yr old girl?? Damn think of the children that guy could be fucking with right now, ruining there lives.... id be calling the police.
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:44, closed)

Yes
we did tell the Police.
No, they didn't give a fuck.
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