mistake
I was once working on a boat in the Atlantic. From this boat various camera crews filmed pieces about Sperm whales and their dirty habits. One crew had a dumb blonde flirty busty presenter whose audience you could tell wouldn't give two hoots about how deep a whale can dive, they'd be too busy looking at the 2 hoots in the wetsuit. Talking to her it turned out her dad was a bit of an East London geezer who, more than once, would give her a stash of Gucci bags to sell to her 13 year old school mates.

Anyway, when she started in the presenting game she began to frequently see an older man sat on the wall of the house opposite her new pad of a morning. Convinced of impending dangers she told her dad of this filthy man. The next morning the man was there again so her dad, who was lying in wait, went over and kicked the shit out of him, apparently breaking his arm. After taking this slightly scary story on board, and finally wrestling my eyes from her bustier for the first time since i met her, i jokingly asked if there was a bus stop outside her place. She paused. Thought hard. And said there was. As the penny still hadn't dropped her producer had to explain to her that she'd probably been the cause of the capping of an innocent commuter. She still thought he was a stalker...

That wetsuit though.... Oooo
(bendyness shows you on the brick where he licked her, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:06, Reply)