Its not a shit pun, but its not much better ......
This isn't that bad compared to half of these, but thats not the point. I slept with a really fat ugly lassie once, well as much sleeping as I could get while 'doin' the nasty' behind the local war memorial during a Scottish winter.On the walk home we/me decided the one night stand would go no further, hence the name.
Anyway, she used to phone me at the weekends drunk and try and 'get the sweet hook up' with yours truly ( on my house number, she lived local and so knew my name, address )
Then it turned to some sobbing and stuff then eventually she would just say nothing, but stay on the line indefinitely.
Not exactly front page news in 'the big woop, weekly' or anything and it stopped eventually.
But once it did, I felt something missing in my life, even to the point of wondering if she had moved on to someone else ( the fickle bitch :) )
So that probably says a lot more about me than her.

Hmmm, glad I got that off my chest !

P.S. Sorry about the 'hood lingo, Ive just been watching Hollywood Shuffle on DVD.....THE BEST FILM EVER BTW .....
(L.T. Smash Humungous fail since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 19:50, Reply)